Condom bluff

The act of telling a woman you put a condom on while having sex in a dark room, then revealing to her afterwards the unused condom.

"Im gonna put this condom on, k" proclaimed Bob.
"Ok" said Jane.
"Guess what Jane." said Bob
"WHAT THE FUCK" said Jane.
"Gotcha with the Condom bluff" said Bob.

by Lesbianidas August 5, 2008

Boff the Mcfly

To 'Boff the Mcfly out of', meaning to have sex with a girl so vigorously as to hopefully rememedy her poor taste in music.

1. Man: "I'm seeing this cool girl man, but she listens to terrible music!"

Friend: "Take her home and Boff the Mcfly out of her!"

2. Man: "So what happened last night man, did you Boff the Mcfly??"

Friend: "I Boffed the Mcfly out of her then i popped my bag of wheat crunchies all over her face! ...it was fun times!"

by Ogami December 27, 2008

Bouffantitis

A condition where ones hair is puffy or with a lot of volume.

"Dang what's up with your hair..." "That wind outside left me with a bad case of bouffantitis"

by portavoz October 21, 2014

bouffant

An olive skinned gorilla. Usually a large hairy Italian man, who dons his guinea- tee with a side Sunday sauce.

“Look at that stain on Tony’s shirt! Madone! What a bouffant.”

by Guido sensationz October 10, 2020

Bourfula

Bourfula is a word to describe your abdomin when you are bloated.

I have a bourfula because, I had so much to eat for dinner.

by Rajwah September 3, 2008

boffity

1)Displaying an air of depressed aloofness.
2)Use of the word bof to express oneself

Tushak: Hey buddy, how was your day? That thing at lunch was fun, huh?
Fleep: bof
Tushak: Dude, don't be so boffity!

by Chester Bourbonfield January 11, 2008

booffananny

An old lady, usaully a senior citizen, that is onbsructing traffic or gets in the way of a your vehicle.

"that old lady is driving slow in teh fast lane."
"That stupid booffananny needs to learn to drive."

by chad52083 March 3, 2008