GameFAQs message boards

The heroin of the internet, bad, but so addicting. Full of pervs, trolls, suck-ups and general assholes.

Standard GameFAQs topic:

Poster 1: Guys, I neede your help. My parents are in hospital, and I feel bad that I wasn't there for them.
Poster 2: CRAAAWLIGN IEN MYYY SKIIINN
Poster 3: lolwtf ur agnstie u shud lissn 2 NFG n cut ur wrizts 2 Gud Charlett!!!111
Poster 4: OMG U MISSPELL'D 1 WURD GO AWEY U TORLL!!111111!!!1
Poster 5: This message was deleted at the request of a Moderator or Administrator
Poster 6: gawd ur suech a troell WTF?!111
Poster 7: did u seckz em in ohspitel??!?!?!//11
Poster 8: ur paerentz desirv 2 dye cuz tehy made u OLOLOLLLOLLOLO!!!11
Poster 1: Um, OK, you guys reading this should learn that asking for serious advice on GameFAQs would be the biggest mistake you'll ever make in your life.

by VCK June 27, 2005

Anal Beads

Beads you put up your arsehole for pleasure

Oi babes I beg you use the anal beads on me tonight

by Mide Ogunware February 25, 2019

Badspot

Noun
Slang for the genital area.
Adjective
Being in a dangerous position or tense situation.
Verb
Wait, what the fuck is a verb?

Badspot is autism

by Douchebag82 July 8, 2012

GameFAQs Message Boards

Yeah. It's basically hell in internet form. GameFAQs Moderators suspend you for voicing your opinion. The dictator, CJayC, is an asshole who can't even create an original "Poll of the Day" and ends up recycling them like paper. The gaming boards are runned down with fanboys and trolls, while the social boards are just full of immature fags. Please. Save yourself time and your life by never going here.

GameFAQs is the work of Satan and an asshole named CJayC.

by Justin H. April 29, 2005

nova boards

The sad leftovers of a once great and grand community. Now overrun by the lying, fire breathing minions of a tyrannical dictator, Nova has completely turned upside down. Rights are trampeled on, freedom of speech is limited (censorship), and one word of treason against JACKass is worthy of a ban.

Careful where you tread, it may SEEM like Nova is active, but it's only a ghost town.

by Sarah January 22, 2004

fuck beads

of the vagina
small white jewels worn around the labia after the act of coitus with an unsheathed man.
sperm hanging from pubes.

"look at what Lord Harvey gave me" exclaimed veronica upon her return. she crossed the drawing room to where i was sitting and lifted her dress to reveal a string of fuck beads gracefully draped around her minge.

from 'sense and cunt-jewelery' jane austin

by jay January 7, 2004

Dick Beads

Tiny beads attached to a string with an aproximate diameter range from 1 millimeter to 5 millimeters. Inserted into the male human erect penis.

Hey John, I got some dick beads; want to slide them up our dicks?

by Slavik Kukolov August 28, 2008