blumpkin race

A guy gets his dick sucked while taking a shit. Its a race against the cock to see if he can shit before he cums!

Im bored, you down for a blumpkin race?

by WX_esco April 30, 2014

Blump Fake

A blumpkin where the person responsible for pooping doesn't actually poop.

Did you just do a blump fake? You've gotta be kidding me, Seth. All I wanted for Mother's Day was to give you a blumpkin. The least you could have done was farted!

by Seth Chortleton May 24, 2019

Bluepypy

A bluepypy is a word that means dick/penis and it is commonly used in the bebés group! It was created back in 2018 in July while someone was playing fortnite!

Men have a bluepypy.
Woman do not have a bluepypy.
Your bluepypy is erect.

by Bluepypy March 26, 2019

Speed Blump

Receiving a blumpkin (taking a shit while you're getting some dome) while driving. This can be done either into a bed pan or just onto the seat if you really don't give a shit.

Rebecca gave you a speed blump last night? Was it in a bed pan or did you just let it fly free?

by MrBeaverK February 23, 2010

21 Blump Street

Getting a blumpkin from a transexual, and said transexual looks like Johnny Depp.

I was so drunk last night that I ended up in the bathroom getting a 21 Blump Street; does that make me gay?

by Blumpman March 5, 2010

Self-Blumping

Using a fleshlight with a mouth-shape to pleasure oneself while taking a dump on the toilet.

Self-blumping

by Pablo Escobarr February 27, 2011

mile high blumpkin

The act of getting a blumpkin while doing an upper decker

Hey man wanna leave an upper Decker here? Yea buddy but get me one of them whores first. Wait what are you gonna do? A mile high blumpkin dumbass!

by high performance 5 December 1, 2011