blumpkin

what jp wants from andrea

jp - andrea give me some blumpkin
andrea - no!
tina - i'll do it!

by jTHIZZwhaa July 23, 2008

blumpkin

when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.

after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa

by phillies finest April 6, 2008

blumpkin

giving a guy a blow job while he is taking a dump then after the girl puts her face in the toilet while the man cums on her butt

eww you gave him a blumpkin

by meeshell October 30, 2007

blumpkin

recieving oral while taking A crap.

Man gets home from work feels A movement, goes in to the john to relieve himself when woman comes in to give him a blumpkin.

by Straightliner April 22, 2008

Blumpkin Pinata

The art of receiving a blumpkin while on the toilet and after filling the woman's mouth full of your "candy," you beat her with your dick!

1-"Dude Jaron, did you hear what happened last night?"
2-"No, what?"

1-"I caught Amanda at a restaurant last night cheating on me so i grabbed her brought her into the bathroom stall and forced her to give me a Blumpkin Pinata."
2-"No way!"

1-"Ya i gave her a black eye and everything"

by J-Bud72 May 2, 2011

Blumpkin Volcano

While receiving a Blumpkin the person giving the Blumpkin vomits. This action is like a volcano exploding, sending vomit running down your shaft and balls like liquid hot magma.

Yo, my girl was giving me a Blumpkin last night when she gagged on my meat and turned that Blumpkin into a Blumpkin Volcano!

by Darth ZillaThe Bob November 7, 2017

surprise blumpkin

The act of shitting oneself whilst receiving a blowjob, unbeknownst to the bestower of the blowjob

After I gave her a surprise blumpkin I made her clean up the mess I left in her bed.

by a fatter December 17, 2010