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Christmas letter blogger

A blogger whose blog exists only to brag about the wonderfully perfect parts of their life that they allow the world to see. A braggart, a bore, a major bs artist.
After my son flushed a stuffed toy down the toilet, I wasn't in the mood for that Christmas letter blogger's tales of her perfect life with her perfect children in her perfect house.
by cathymccaughan April 11, 2008
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Blogger

A noun. (Bl-o-gg-er). A certain someone who has a thing for a female of larger content. Needs something to hold on to. Likes a little extra. Bring on the chubby.
Phi Alpha
"You are blogger, thats it, stop being a bitch"
by --Annonymous-- June 8, 2007
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asian blogger

A blogger on Tumblr who is asian and primarily blogs disney, bokeh, and hype brand clothing. Makes "asian posts" which consist of a vague title and a paragraph or more than necessary about love. Generally, asian bloggers think they know everything about their's and other's love lives and personal feelings, and everything else.
Asian Blogger: Love......... I have a feeling that it affects people stronger than they believe.... blah blah....... you have to be careful.... blah blah
Other Bloggers: You're fucking stupid go away
by annoyed blogger December 27, 2011
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blogger

Someone who is either incredibly boring and insists on writing about how they get rejected at high school, OR someone with strong left wing views who thinks he can change right wing peoples views.
blogger 1- i got made fun of by the cool kids today. I'm going to go write about it on my blog and pretend people care.
blogger 2- I hate Bush. I'm going to go write about it and pretend that I'm changing things
by N1nja February 1, 2008
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Bloger

To bloge is to drink (felch) a quantity of semen greater than that of one ejaculation from another person's rectum. It is not necessarily a sexual act but may be performed for it's therapeutic, novelty or nutritional value. The active participant is the bloger, pronounced blow-ger, while the passive participant is referred to as the bloger, pronounce in the French blow-jhay.
You know Ben, from accounting? He's a total Bloger.
by dablyputs November 1, 2007
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Brogler

1.) A guy/girl that you never or rarely want around always finds a way to tag along with you.

2.) A guy/girl that can not be alone and has to be with someone at all times.

3.) A guy/girl that always straggles along and is always in the way.
Mike: "Hurry up, lets get out of here before Cory sneaks up on us and tags along."

John: "Yeah dude, sounds good!"

Mike: "Shit!, too late, here he comes!"

John: "Damn!, he is such a brogler!"
by YoYoDaddy October 1, 2010
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pinch blogger

one who takes over a blog while the blogger is temporarily occupied by more pressing matters or is otherwise unable to blog. the length of time a pinch blogger posts depends on the blogger and pinch blogger's arrangement. derived from "pinch hitter." may or may not contain a hyphen (pinch-blogger). may also be modified to verb form: pinch-blog.
I need a pinch blogger to take over the site while I'm in Zimbabwe for two weeks.
by particleman December 7, 2006
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