Text Blocker

The person that sits in front of you in class that you use to text behind. Usually works well with fat kids that never get out of their seat.

"Hey you see John over there?. Yeah man, he is an excellent text blocker. I can text all period".

by BayAreaMatt August 13, 2008

blocksplaining

Telling people how blockchain technology is the solution to every conceivable problem without them even asking

I really liked Peter, but then he started blocksplaining

by iamtheword December 12, 2017

stank blocker

Glasgow slang and derogatory term used to describe someone of poor upbringing and/or low social status. (Lies in the gutter and blocks the drains) also stanky.

Jimmy picks his nose and scratches his arse - what a stank blocker.

by David Edgar November 8, 2006

mocha blocked

Being blocked from picking up your beverage at your favorite coffee house by any of the following: 1) someone who just plants themselves in front of the beverage bar way before they can expect their drink, 2) someone too busy talking on their phone to pickup their drink and get the hell out of the way, or 3) someone too busy flirting with the barista to get the hell out of the way.

Sorry I'm late. I got mocha blocked at Starbucks by this idiot on a cell phone talking about how much they needed their triple shot mocha.

by Hey_Hey April 13, 2010

Dot blocked

When a marching band is performing a show and someone lands on someone else's dot, or position on the field, making the person unable to correctly hit their dot. Similar to cock blocking.

Man, I was supposed to be on the 20 yard line but I got dot blocked!

by thefb October 12, 2010

Cock Blocker

A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.

1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with

2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you

1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker

2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.

by thegreattang April 15, 2011

Bladder Blocker

A bladder blocker is one of those ner do well friends and associates who seem to think that it's welcome and approrprate to intercept you need to urinate and they stop you outside the bathroom door at the worst possible moment.

Related to: Dump Blocker

What's with that butthead, everytime I have the urge he has to bladder block me!

Freaking Bladder Blocker! Next time I'm just going to smile and pee on his foot how's that for warm and fuzzy!

by ilookmarvlus January 6, 2012