blob jump

An extremely fat person who jumps either really far or really high

Person 1: dude, how is that fat dude going to win the high jump competition
Person 2: believe me, he is a total blob jump

by swaggerblob October 11, 2017

blob of shit

A person wo cannot move around or do anything productive because he is to fat and lazy

Skyler is like a big blob of shit when he works in the wind tower

by Cumshotcarll August 27, 2017

Milk Blob

A white blob that cums out of a vagina.

"She sat on my face and milked blobbed on me."milk blob

by WillBarrowSir January 31, 2017

blow-blob

A pregnant woman to pregnant to preform any other sex act than falacio.

I helped roll this blow-blob on her side so she could give me head.

by timbone666 May 01, 2011

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 29, 2009

Emo blob

Emo blob is an extremly fat emo which could be one of two "people" the Serbian Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson.

I'm glad you asked Billy for example:
Shirley: Do you see that Emo blob behind the mountain?
Sally: Of course, but is it the Eurovision Song Contest Winner of 2007 or Anna olsson?
Shirley: It's quite disgusting so I would guess Anna olsson.

by An ex friend. May 12, 2007

Doing a Blob

Purposefully removing oneself from a sexually pleasureable expierence.

"Man did you hear about Blob, doing a Blob? He totally backed out of having his dick sucked by a hot girl."

by explicit x trollololol October 20, 2011