bleeding edge

Bleeding edge means very new technology. More than Leading edge, Cutting edge or State of the art. A technology which is so new that using it still hurts you (mentally). Produkts which needs more work on it to be practical and useful.
My new cellphone is bleeding edge. It came with Android 10.0.

My Mac is bleeding edge.Hopefully with the next update it gets useful.
by Southern Visitor June 12, 2014
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bleed the dream

the best band it WHOLE world!!! we all miss scott! RIP dude you made the band go big time!!
RIP:SCOTT of bleed the dream we'll never for get you
by amazing22 November 10, 2006
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bleeding mascara

OMG! Bleeding Mascara's on! The guitaring is so good!
by Sean Rayburn July 2, 2005
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If it bleeds it breeds

A pedophilic term insinuating that if a girl has the ability to experience menstrual cycles, she's old enough enough to have sex with, regardless of the legality of the situation. It is a play on words of the original term: "If it bleeds it leads"

Can also be used as "if it bleeds, it needs"
Two dudes checking out a girl:

Dude 1: would you hit that?
Dude 2: nah, I don't think she's old enough
Dude 1: shit, if it bleeds it breeds!
by TheKmannn June 29, 2011
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bleed the matrix

A slang phrase originating in Britain that’s roughly equivalent to the American phrases ‘reinvent the wheel,’ ‘think outside the box,’ or ‘push the boundaries.’

To better understand the term, it’s helpful to think of a mathematical matrix, which consists of a bounded series of numbers, arranged in rows and columns, that forms a rectangle.

To have blood running down such an orderly series would imply that someone has imposed chaos or disorder onto something that was once orderly.
Look man, I’m not trying to bleed the matrix or anything. I just don’t think they should charge me a fookin’ quid to use a public restroom in the tube.
by timr211 November 16, 2019
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Lollipop Bleed

When you eat so many lollipops that the roof of your mouth starts to bleed
God, Halloween gave me such a lollipop bleed!
by isakarnarson November 8, 2010
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Bleeding Sweat

1. When you are sweating so dang much it's like when Jesus bled from every
2. When a person get so dehydrated they get a major nosebleed
1. "Dang it's so hot I swear I'm bleeding sweat"
2. "Bro! You need a lot of water, you're bleeding sweat!!"
by CCCCCCCCCyrusss September 20, 2018
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