say bible

To swear on the Bible

When someone thinks you're lying "say bible"

by Saybiblethatscheese May 24, 2017

Babble Bragging

Bragging about something no one cares about.

- Ugh, I hate spicy food!
- I can eat soooo much spicy food! It's like I'm immune to it!
- ...great
- Seriously, this isn't even hurting my mouth at all!
- Yeah...
- I could eat 50 of these!
- Stop babble bragging

by rawryrawrrawrrawr April 4, 2011

Babble Cunt

A secretary who talks to her friends on the phone all day and has a retarded opinion on everything.

The secretary is such a babble cunt.

by hector horn May 19, 2006

bible thumper

Originating from typically southern US fundamentalist Christian sects given to evangelizing in a very outgoing, rumbunctious way, often characterized by a religious bigot standing on a street corner, with or without foam around his mouth, shouting about how we should all turn to Christ, whilst vigourously thumping his soft covered bible for emphasis.
Their actions usually do more harm than good to their cause and bring into disrepute and ridicule those more reticent Christians.

He's a bible thumper, so don't go near him.
He thinks everything in the bible should be taken literally; he's a foolish bible thumper.

by soreofhing July 6, 2009

bible 2

Steel Ball Run

Guy 1 : The holy bible has reformed me from my ways of sin
Guy 2 : I read the bible 2
Guy 1 : What?
Guy 2 : You know, Jesus telling a cripple to kill the president

by Anti-SUCC-Specimin September 4, 2020

Dick Bible

-noun; name for marble composition book found in the lair of the Seabury. The book contains intricately drawn out men's penises in various positions. Not to be confused with the Ghostbusters lunchbox concept of the movie "Superbad", the Dick Bible was discovered around 2001, 6 years before the introduction of "Superbad". The original copy's whereabouts are shrouded in great mystery, though a reproduction was commissioned in 2005 based upon eyewitness accounts of the original.

"What should we call this marble composition book filled with drawings of cocks?" "I think Dick Bible would be suitable"

by PAN!!!!!!!!!!!! March 4, 2009

fraud bible

A book dedicated as a guide for all criminal activity. Things how to make drugs, how to steal, how to card online, how to print money, and much more. Can be found on the deep web for prices from free to a hundred dollars

1. I just bought the fraud bible online for only 20 bucks. What a great price!
2. The fraud bible taught me how to steal a car.

by Hurricane474 April 18, 2020