Shuffle bembo

Playing porn on shuffle

I can't wait to shuffle bembo tonight.

by Thetruefaggot June 13, 2018

Bemitcherent

When one passes belligerent on the scale of drunkeness. So drunk that your RA and other girls on your floor cry at your sheer level of drunkeness. Things that might occur while bemitcherent are: Throwing lunchtrays all over a dorm lobby, getting an underage drinking ticket, calling the security director a cunt, repeatedly yelling "Shut the fuck up. Do you know what shut the fuck up means? IT MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screaming what the fuck do you want at multiple cops and attempting to fight multiple people at the same time.

"Dude what the fuck did I do lastnight? I wokeup bleeding and with a ticket"
"I don't even know where to begin, you were on a level above belligerent, I had to makeup a new word to describe you, bemitcherent."

by Mtag666 October 22, 2011

Bemis

A term used for creativity or lyrical/poetic storytelling, often fictional, but based on reality. Or, to simply describe a musically talented chubby jew with a stubbly beard.

Dude. I could smell the Bemis brewing in this room from across the hall. Let me read!!"

by thundercunts August 16, 2010

Bemen

Semen extracted from a male bee.

That bee really had a full load of bemen.

by Timmy Tots May 12, 2008

bembang

Tagalog/Filipino slang for "sex"

"Ang sarap ng bembang ko kagabi." ("I had a great sex last night!")

by pj42106 October 8, 2007

bemus point

A little village on the lake of chautauqua, where everyday can best be described as an eposide of happy days.It is also the perfect vaction spot for tourists and has a population of around 200.

happy days bemus point

by blahblahblahlovetotalk April 22, 2009

Bemidji Backscratch

When fishing for muskie and another fish, such as a pike or gar, attempt to eat your bait boatside you may choose to respond with a Bemidji Backscratch. This is simply a firm, yet gentle "scooting"motion or slap with your rod tip on the offending fishes' back. Usually accompanied by encouragement to leave.

When a gar followed my Bobbie into the 8 on Wauby, I gave him the ol' Bemidji Backscratch and told him to git.

by Muskie Madman July 7, 2010