Belgium surprise 

When randomly, in the act of intercourse, a man switches his dong out for a Belgium sausage.

Marshall gave his girl the night of her life when he gave her a Belgium surprise.

Belgium surprise by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

BELGIUM STINKY 

During intercourse the man sucks the fart out of a woman’s ass and blows it out like a vape

Ooooh that was a tangy Belgium stinky!

BELGIUM STINKY by PapaTantan420 June 11, 2023

Belgium Dip

When a man stands naked over another laying down, head to tails, and pours a Belgium beer down his back soaking his balls and proceeds to tea bag them. Hence, a Belgium dip.

I totally gave him/her a Belgium dip

Belgium Dip by K@ble June 1, 2024

Belgium threesome

Having sexual intercourse with your wife and girlfriend simultaneously.

I can't believe you convinced your wife into a Belgium threesome. That's crazy!

Belgium threesome by Zctr December 8, 2024

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium

To do something useless.

John: A man was found smuggling hash into Thailand today.
Jane: Thats like smuggling chocolate into Belgium.

Like smuggling chocolate into Belgium by PalermoD April 13, 2008

The Belgium

A unit of measurement.

Wales has, for decades, been used in the UK as a standard of measurement, not just of land mass but also of population, annual rain fall, tourist numbers and exports. After entering the European Union, British switched to the Belgium, on the whole, to using metric units of measurement.

The 'Belgium' is the European standard of measurement now. It has almost completely eliminated the usage of the 'Wales' in this respect. Belgium is about 1½ times the size of Wales, approximately 30,000 km2.

Belgium is roughly the size of The Belgium.

An area of Amazon rainforest the size of Belgium has been hacked down in one year.

The Belgium by freddie1980 May 3, 2010

Sloppy Belgium

A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.

Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."

Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"

Sloppy Belgium by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010