the blender

a finguring motion with a flicking of fingures and a twisting wrist motion while motion your arm up and down

kyle pulled out the blender on a willing lady.

by krazykm September 20, 2010

Bacon Bender

Very similar to an alcohol "bender," when you go on a bacon eating spree. So you wake up in the morning intending to fry two pieces of bacon for breakfast, then decide to fry up the whole package and things spiral out of control. You have four pieces of bacon with breakfast, then have a BLT for lunch, then make bacon wrapped dates for an appetizer with bacon wrapped filet mignon for dinner. And all you can think about is bacon!

Damn, I need a bacon fix, I'm about to fry up a few packages of bacon and go on a bacon bender all weekend!

by lodsxu64 September 10, 2011

fender bender

small, harmless accident that does nothing but bend the fender, hence the name.

the faggot that backed into me in the parking lot wanted to sue over a fender bender.

by McCheesy November 1, 2003

Dildo Blender

Allegedly popularized during the 1980's by WWF wrestler "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan, this is when a dildo is placed inside a blender and set to a high speed. It is said to cause great pleasure or pain, depending on the personal tastes and elasticity of the woman (or man) sitting on it.

"Now sit on this dildo blender...TOUGH GUUUUY. HOOOOO!"

by White Lobster October 15, 2008

Bender Beat

A thumping, throbbing, relentless baseline accompanying some senseless hedonistic dance-tune. Several notes, often two notes an octave apart, are delivered rapidly with some sort of fruity studio effect to increase anal lust. Invented by Frankie Goes To Hollywood, but since borrowed by many artists to seriously camp up their already gay tunes. One can visualise several handlebar moustache homos wearing the shortest shorts grinding on the G-A-Y dance-floor, whose only intentions are of violating some young chicken’s bum-hole with their haggard length.

Hey Kenjamin, you coming down the gym for a guido workout?

No Clive, I just can't dig that gym, the music and clientele are awful, I can't pump iron to that bender beat!

by surf biffin August 3, 2007

Wendy's Bender

The acting out of the urge to go to the Wendy's drive-thru around 1130-1200 midnight and ordering a dozen Junior Bacon Cheeseburgers, 3 Biggie Fries, Six 5-Piece Nuggets with Sweet N Sour Sauce, A Large Frosty, and 2 Biggie Cokes per person and proceeding to consume all of the said food in one sitting in the parking lot, all the while throwing the wrappers and containers out your window so the workers (or birds) have to clean up your mess. Usually preceded by smoking a ton of pot while driving around on a friday or saturday night. Very popular in Southeastern MA.

Alex: "Oh man, I'm fucking baked...let's make it a Wendy's Bender tonight!!!"

Gerry: "Fuck yeh!!! And let's let those poor underpaid workers clean up all our sandwich wrappers off the ground hahaha!!!"

by Noizehed August 30, 2006

Texas Bender

When a penis becomes so erect that it bends upward

While looking at porn Earl became so horny he started to stroke his texas bender

by Ticman October 5, 2011