beans

1. that guy from even stevens that peed on the campfire, and likes bacon, and asked to go skinny dipping with mr. stevens
2. slang for dope
synonyms: cool, awesome, hot, radical, gnarly
3. super high

1. "That kid from the Even Stevens movie looks like he has down syndrome."
"Beans? Nah, he's really dope."
2. "Damn, that Megan Fox is BEANS."
3. "Shit, I got so beans last night."

by beansupagainstdatclit April 25, 2010

Beaned

The state of being simultaneously stoned & caffeinated from smoking weed and drinking coffee at the same time.

I'm totally beaned from that Seattle Speedball I had this morning.

by DoppelgangerAlpha June 4, 2016

Beaned

An adjective describing a girl that just experienced a feeling of awkwardness and humiliation after making out with an awful kisser.

I felt so beaned after I let that kid make out with me

by yahoo456kia July 23, 2010

Beans

An objectively superior alternative to "tea"

Bro: Bro. did you hear the beans about Sally?
Bro 2: Bro? Spill the beans bro.

by H.P Lovecraft's Cat March 23, 2019

Bean

When you smoke weed out of a bong

Do you want to come do some beans g slime

by Alex Hogg November 5, 2020

Beans

Cool

Originates from the term “cool beans”

Woman: wow you’re really good in bed

Man: beans

by TheOnlyIntellect April 24, 2020

bean

a gender neutral nickname that you can call anyone

person one: hey bean
person two: hi bean i haven't seen you in forever

by beanbaby September 20, 2015