battered rat

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley

"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"

by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Batteries Donahue

A boy who is mentally disabled, enjoys bananas and cargo shorts, and is obsessed with the film Congo.

Batteries Donahue: One time i was dream about finding diamonds in the congo because of congo and i sat down wrong on my balls which turned out to be my Amy action figure which forced my body to evacuate all the poop i had stored up and then i went to my room and cried.

Carlos: Can't you see i'm Alabama logjamming your mom kid, beat it.

by Batteries Donahue November 29, 2009

Blindside butterbeans

A dish served to an evicted houseguest who didn't expect the unexpected.

Git ready Pooch! You're about to git served up a big ol' plate of Blindside butterbeans!

by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022

Lick the batteries

The act of licking nipples that are overly erect.

She’s got those post-nursing nipples, so I’m gonna lick the batteries.

by ThiccDaveCave July 27, 2018

Battered Fish

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.

your foot looks like a battered fish

by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

battered

Term used to rate your pissedness - somewhere between assholed and rumshoed.

I was royally batteret last night!

by Alex and Rob February 18, 2003

throwing batteries

instigating for fun; hyping someone up; energizing someone to do something; provoking someone to your amusement

I saw 2 girls arguing so I started throwing batteries at them like "Oh you gone let her talk to you like that?" "I wouldnt take that if i was you" "Oooo those is fighting words" to hype them up to fight

by Jersey Boss January 14, 2008