Silky Barstool

the act of not wiping your anus after a bowl movement at your local pub, and then continuing to pull down your pants, sitting down on a barstool and expelling gas from your buttocks, leaving a warm, delicious surprise for an unsuspecting customer to enjoy.

Darren had slept with Marks Wife.

as punishment, Mark decided to give Darren a Silky barstool

by yummo_daddyo January 11, 2012

Joe Bartolozzi

Joe bartolozzi is an American YouTuber, TikToker, and Twitch streamer. On his twitch channel Joe plays many games and also reacts to videos which his viewers send to him to react to. He is known for his sarcastic angry attitude, on his Youtube channel Joe mainly uploads highlights of his past Twitch streams. On his Tiktok he posts rants on people who post videos that are cringy, weird, funny etc.

Guy 1: Oh my god, I love Joe Bartolozzis new video that he posted on Youtube!
Guy 2: I know right, it was so funny and entertaining.

by ItsNotNeek August 3, 2023

barstow cool

When something is absolutely mind blowing that the only response you can give is saying "cool."

David Blane: "Muscular Dystrophy"
Fat Kid: "Barstow Cool"

by Capt_Planet114 September 2, 2014

Joey Barton

Insignificant little fart bubble who deserves to be punched repeatedly. An ignorant scouse cockwomble who plays with himself.

I hate my ex husband. He's a proper Joey Barton.

by Qatar wifet May 11, 2016

Baritone

A third-world country that borders Kenya. It has a rich history of unkown-ness, and the few who do know about it discriminate Baritone's people. They have faced many hardships, including famine, drought, slow internet, and date rape. Baritone's main export is terrible sounds, test tube babies, and crystal meth. Baritone is overall a rich, diverse country that is only accessible to those who know how to play a double-octave Bflat concert scale perfectly. You must then hop on a motorcycle, DRIVE across the Atlantic Ocean to the Cape of Good Hope, and then meet a Mexican dwarf named Tyler. He will then dig you an underground tunnel right into the heart of the glorious country of Baritone. You may leave Baritone any time by just saying the words, "I know what a Baritone is!" You will then arrive on your NEIGHBORS doorstep.

Tyler: "What's a Baritone?"
Lindsay: "It's a third-world country that borders Kenya."
Tyler: "CAN WE VISIT?!"

Lindsay: "OFF TO BARITONE!!!!"

by heybitchezz May 26, 2012

Barton

1. Someone who has tried very hard and got very far. But in the end it didn't even matter.

2. Someone who is super handsome and has a nice face but it is slightly exotic.

"Oh man, I am so tired. I feel like such a Barton"

"I met this guy! He was such a Barton. We had a really hot time ;)"

by 13243546tadpole March 12, 2013

barstool

Local, less offensive version of Bastard. English

"You thick barstool"

by Smithsta February 9, 2004