Bardom

A term associated with being bored at a bar or bar-boredom. Usually caused by poor knowledge of the best location for you at any given time for mingling with good friends, meeting people you enjoy, and basically having a good time.

Every place we go out to in this town gives me a serious case of Bardom. We need to find some better places to hang out!

by Scotty_Mac October 20, 2008

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Bardoodle

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.

"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."

by BloccHead June 21, 2009

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Baradi

Being in the worst situation you could be. Typically used in reference to being physically, mentally, morally/ asthetically, performance-wise, or even theoretically damaged in some way. It is the word when you need to describe the level of damage.

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1. (physical): "Ow! Man, I just had a mare with my thumb, by slamming it with my hammer!"

2. (mentally): "That chick is having a baradi! she ate a full ounce of magic mushrooms!"

3. (morally/ asthetically): "See that landscaping feature? Now THAT is a baradi! Anyone with half a brain wouldn't do that!"

4. (performance-wise): "This horse's is having a baradi his lap time is so fucked up, I could wak around the track faster than him!"

5. (theoretically): "Naw, man...that would be such a baradi if you did that!"

by ASGojini June 1, 2016

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