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Barneydicking

Sticking stuff inside your dickhole until it turns barney dinosaur purple.
The other day I tore my dickhole barneydicking like, 12 pencils.
by imhunter01 May 24, 2017
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BarneySplat

BarneySplat was a BBS door game that allowed the player to do all kinds of cruel things to our favourite bloated & distended purple dinosaur Barney.

Released by Bong Software in 1993, this text-only game allowed the player to get Barney drunk or stoned; even Baby Bop and the kids get to smoke out and get hammered. You also receive opportunities to kill the satanic purple pedophile ?(along with everybody el;se!) in addition to getting everybody ripped or stupid-drunk until they're all eliminated from the game.

An example screen would look like this:

"I have an idea!" Barney says. "Let's have a TEA party!"
Everyone gets out the tea and cookies, you get ready your arsonic and alcohol.

Fun things to try at the "TEA" party:
(S)pike it
try to make (P)eace tea
or (D)on't do anything
Hey Carlton! That BBS I was just on has BarneySplat in their door games menu!
by Telephony June 22, 2019
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Ben Barnes

Ben Barnes is my hubby. He is a sexy god. Fan cast on young Sirius Black.

My hubby is the best thing in the world. Also his pp is huuuuge.
Me: Ben Barnes is my hubby, back off whore.
by High on Wolfstar smut November 10, 2021
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Ben barnes

“wow u r soooo ben barnes
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camp barney medintz

a jewish sleepaway camp where all the privileged jewish kids that probably go to weber, riverwood, or dunwoody are sent over the summer to see their friends and hook up with jewish boys. there’s usually only one hot boy cabin per unit and everyone has inside jokes and nicknames of random people they see. nobody actually follows the below the belt rule and they should bring back the garlic hawaiian rolls. 2/3 of the people you meet will have names that starts with a j.
daniel: meet me at high ropes tonight at 10:15

rachel: i love camp barney medintz!
by woofbarkbark December 27, 2022
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Barfin' Barb Barnes

proper noun Maker of the best blaugh slaw in town.
I said hi to Barfin' Barb Barnes yesterday, and she just said, "BLAAAUGHHH".
by Knig Knog January 14, 2009
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My eyelashes almost burned off

When something smells really bad...
"walking down the street"

(jim) "nice day huh?"

(tony) "yeah"

(jim) "you smell that?"

(tony) "its not me"

(jim) "no i think its that dead racoon"

(tony) "damn that really does stink"

(jim) "hell yeah my eyelashes almost burned off"
by NASTYBASH May 18, 2010
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