Cock Barnacle

One who is an unending annoyance to others in the worst way at the worst time.

"My little brother managed to volunteer himself as my escort to my girlfriends house. I swear until my mom gets a babysitter he will continue to be a total cock barnacle.

by Bill H Black July 21, 2005

barnabie

combination of the words barbie and barn.
a barnabie is a child raised on a farm who thinks she's as pretty as can be, hence the barbie part.

pronunciation: barn-uh-bee

take your barnabie ass back south!

by Ar7ific1al March 22, 2009

barnacle cock

a man s dilly bar with bumps on it

i chipped her teeth with my barnacle cock

by benthelmet January 29, 2007

Barnacle boy

Someone with a cold or aka herpes

Hey look at barnacle boy

by Barnacle boy aka jojo June 14, 2018

barnacle

1. A major zit infestation
2. An exclamation used by Spongebob Squarepants

1. Bradley has a barnacle problem. Did you see that really green one on his chin?
2. Oh barnacles, Patrick!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

barnacle

A girl who, just as the man is about to pull out, sticks her body to him in order to stop him pulling out.

"I was about to pull out, but she went barnacle. Now I have child support payments."

by Norm Norman September 3, 2009

Barnacles

This word is used to describe an std that you do not know about. Such as if you see a very promiscuous women.

Dude 1: Damn shes hot.
Dude 2: Yah i wouldn't go near her though i here shes got the barnacles.

by Zebragum69 July 26, 2010