Bailocaust

Similar to Bailing.......this is the act of ditching on a preagreed event, date, plan etc. Typically of great excitement or importance to one or more parties to whom the bailing is being committed against. Always last minute and leaves ppl with a feeling of disgust/dismay equal to or greater than the holocaust.

AeSop: Hey Sallie.....we still on for tonight? I've been lookin forward to this all week!!!

Sallie: OMG...Meeee Toooo. I'm just gettin ready now. Pick me up in half hour.

...............(half hour later).......................
AeSoP: I'm outside your place. Get out here.

Sallie: O ya about that....I"m not allowed to come anymore. hehehe....Ttyl....

AeSoP: Faaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.......I can't believe u bailocausted AGAIN!!!! (goes offs himself)

by lurch18 November 2, 2009

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Bail Out

What industry executives petition the government to pay out of tax-payer coffers when they don't have enough capital to pay themselves their annual million dollar bonus.

CEO: Sales are down for the 15th quarter straight. Our product is not in demand. We have to lay off workers.

CFO: Better ask congress for a bail out so we can get our bonus.

by Kifoka February 4, 2009

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barilian

A very wild kind of monkey that plays online simulators of Pokémon and misspells english.

Barilian monkey: I IS BARILIAN. BARILIAN IS GRAND!
Joe: What's he saying?

by Silvalfo March 8, 2009

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Hollis bail

a Hollis bail (patent pending) is leaving the scene of a situation before it becomes awkward. by doing a Hollis bail it stops questions being asked and means that the situation can't get any worse, as you are no longer there. This tactic uses causes trouble for your wingman, as he has to pick up the pieces of the mayhem you've caused, but that's not a problem for the person who has performed the Hollis bail, as there already tucked up in bed by this stage

oh yeh, that was a dodgy situation so he's done a Hollis bail

by the eyes tornado December 4, 2010

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Bailee

Bailee, usually a smart girl. Very blonde hair as well. Thinks badly about herself and gets hurt easily by little bad comments. Very smart and funny. Beautiful but she thinks she's hideous. She thinks no one will ever love her ever in her life. Her heart has been broken many times

Wow, she's acts like a Bailee
She is such a Bailee!

by FaithThePhangirl December 8, 2016

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Bailey Hall

Bailey Hall is the only dorm on the St Paul campus of the U of M, which means you need to take a 15 minute bus ride to get anywhere worth going to. St Paul Campus is full of nothing but farm animals (Beta of Clovia and LDPhi) and also actual farm animals. Part of the population of Bailey Hall consists of kids who actually chose to live there (if you can believe that), who are largely CFANS weirdos who did 4H and rode 4 wheelers to high school. Also found at Bailey are those kids who wear anime hats and Pikachu backpacks in public. The rest of Bailey kids are those who were too lazy to sign up for housing and were put there because it was the only space left. Most of these kids are chill as fuck and can be found chain smoking cigarettes outside the front doors, smoking pot on the lawn or in their dorms, or getting blackout in the dining hall on weekdays to drown out the pain of living in such a remote shit hole. There's like one security officer in the entire St Paul campus and the CAs don't give a shit, so it's practically impossible to not get away with shenanigans. Bailey low key frats harder than any of the other freshman dorms, and the kids who live there form an unbreakable bond because of their collectively shitty living arrangement and the countless intoxicated bus rides to & from Minneapolis that they share.

Freshman 1: Where do you live again?
Freshman 2: Uh... Bailey Hall.
Freshman 1: Where?
Freshman 2: Know what, nevermind. I live off campus okay?

by fuckinfratstar January 4, 2015

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