Je suis baguette 

Sentence used by 90% of american dumbasses that think they can speak french while they don't even realize that they just said they are goddamn baguettes.

_Bonjour!
_Je suis baguette
_Fucking dumbass.

Je suis baguette by ShitIForgotToPee October 13, 2020

douche baguette 

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

douche baguette by pinpollo August 17, 2011

Nutella Baguette 

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

Nutella Baguette by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

salty baguette 

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

salty baguette by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

Sket baguette 

Someone’s being a hoe (Chloe cassar) or someone’s just pissing you off.

“Ugh Chloe is such a hoee”
“I know right what a sket baguette”

Sket baguette by Ak47777 November 7, 2019

nonce baguette 

When a man or woman gets sexually aroused to children eating any bread products EG. bread,crumpets,naan ect

"i heard shes a right nonce baguette bit weird innit?"

nonce baguette by Mufti Olatunji March 28, 2021

butter my baguette 

When someone's partner covers their dick in butter to use as lube

In France my girl wanted to butter my baguette. I was a little nervous but I let her do it anyway

butter my baguette by Clarkethebark February 27, 2017