Betch slap

A betchy, girly slap.
Quoting Kelly from the youtube video "Shoes".

My friend stole my shoes, so I got mad, and betch slapped her.

by Michyy November 5, 2007

Batch Monkey

(n.) Commonly used to describe disgruntiled business owners that are unaware of the procedures needed to be taken in order to get paid from a credit card terminal, software, or POS device...

Most people who are "Batch Monky's" tend to believe that if they pay a monthly fee to run credit cards, it's everyones else responsibility to make certain they get money in THEIR pockets.

-- "You guys have no idea how to do your job, I haven't gotten a deposit in 3 weeks!! WTF is wrong with you assholes. I WANT MY MONEY NOW!! I pay you guys every month, WHERE'S MY MONEY?!"

--"Well, sir/ma'am it's standard credit card processing procedure that you close your batch every evening after business, you're missing $34,596.94 as a deposit?! Simply close your batch!"

--"No one told me that I had to do that! Okay, I'll press the CLOSE BATCH button next time, THANKS... Goodbye"

--"Thank you for calling anyway...(click) you Batch Monkey Ass MothaFucka, do MY job. Heh!"

by ALKAIZER June 25, 2009

Skink batch

A clever way to insult somebody, especially a slutty girl. You can't get in trouble for this because teachers are so wrapped up in useless shit (see algebra) to realize that is you reverse the vowels in both words, you get Skank Bitch.

Kid: Leslie is such a skink batch.
Teacher: What's a skink batch?

by Losti March 21, 2005

i betcha

1) yea rite, watever, or ya lyin
2) psyche (sike)
3) yea buddy
4) yes indeed

1)
Me: Lanie is gonna give you $5 dollars.
You: Uh huh, LOL, i betcha!

2)
Maria: Hey mom, Tommy's going to fold the clothes up for Tommy: Shid, I betcha!

3)
Mike: Man, I need somebody to do my homework for me.
Tonya: Just get Lynzie to do it for you.
Lynzie: I Betcha.

4)
Man: I heard that Ugly Betty got married to Ugly Freddie.
Woman: U serious?
Man: Lol, yea!
Woman: Haha . . . I betcha!

by dinky boo April 25, 2010

snippy betch

It is neither a negative nor degrading term but rather a phrase to describe sharp or cutting behavior or attitude received by an individual a.k.a. a snippy betch.

1. .. Ruby I told you to wait for me , you SNIPPY BETCH !

2. ughh, your such a SNIPPY BETCH !

3. SNIPPY BETCH ! get on my level

by snippy betch ! a & r <3 October 11, 2010

Bretch Hill

Originally the dumping ground for Britain's unwanted, the Oxfordshire-(in)famous street and surrounding estate has now bred it's own race accross Banbury. Has reached news headlines a number of times including the most recent beheading in nearby Mold Crescent.

Person: "oi brrap yo let's go up Bretch and get sum bud off ya mum"
Other person: "innit Bretch Hill brrrap"

by ElleFi May 21, 2009

BatChest

A popular Twitch emote where a man Is showing a facial expression of excitement by opening his mouth wide open; also referred as soy face. This emote Is frequently used by Twitch viewers when something dramatic, surprising or unexpected happens on a livestream.

Science? BatChest
Star Wars? BatChest
Anime? BatChest
Marvel? BatChest
Tax Fraud? BatChest

New Fortnite update?
BatChest !

Amongus?
BatChest !

BatChest: WOWZERS!
BatChest: CHILLS!
BatChest: I LOVE STAR WARS!
BatChest: OH MY GOD!

BatChest: NO WAY!
BatChest: HOLY COW!

by Sumaka_ August 23, 2021