backwords

When a chat goes wonky and dialog repeats at odd moments so you can hardly communicate.

Typical backwords:

User 1: Waddup?
User 2: Hey
User 1: Goin to Dave's party?
User 2: Prob
User 1: Cool
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: What?
User 2: Prob
User 1: What?
User 2: Guess what?
User 1: Prob
User 2: wtf?

by palabrajot November 9, 2010

Backwards Tree

When a male human has a penis with lots of hair, and I mean LOTS of hair.

1. Omg! I died laughing at how my boyfriend has a backwards tree!

2. I need to trim this backwards tree, it's getting out of hand.

3. This backwards tree started growing when I was just 12.

by Racist Cumtart March 15, 2015

Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump

The delicate art of engaging in anal sex with your significant other while she is on all fours and holding a ripe lemon in her mouth. As you pump her sphincter with your "blue veined throbber" use the flairmaster2000 semiautomatic flair gun that you hook up to an industrial air compressor with the special made 24 inch dildo tip. Repetitively fire the tip into her organs until you are fully stimulated and finally pull your john out of her "sphincy" and bust all over her face.

Tom: "Hey Billy what happened to Sabrina?"
Billy: "Oh, I performed the Minnesota Backwards Flair Gun Pump on her yesterday."
Tom: "Well, that explains all the blood on your bed sheets."

by Sperm Sniper February 2, 2015

pay it backward

the opposite of paying it forward. generally a chain reaction of dickhead behavior caused by one gigantic asshole.

person A: yo man some guy stole my t.v. last night
person B: ahh that sucks dude i hate assholes

4 hours later

Person B: yo man why did you drink all my liquor then curb stomp my dog
Person A: whatever man just pay it backward.

by dr kush 11 July 19, 2010

backyard betty

Down South Traylor Trash

Trina was a backyard betty, she tried to have sex with me in a mcdonalds bathroom urinal.

by Ronnnnie September 17, 2006

don't shit in your own backyard

A variant of "don't bite the hand that feeds you", 'Don't shit in your own backyard' means don't trash a good thing, take advantage of or ruin a close relationship. If you have a positive situation or loving or giving person in your life, you should be careful to protect it/them. When you abuse the situation, person or relationship and deliberately commit an act that you know is potentially harmful or injurious to the situation or person that is good to you, you run the risk of ruining it. Any act that you know would hurt the one with whom you are affiliated and potentially ruin the relationship forever if they found out. The hospitable one (the house with the yard or security) is fouled or injured by your actions (shit upon) which ultimately poisons the soil (the growth medium, sustaining qualities that nurture). Conscious or willful sabotage through selfish actions that generally involves planning and premeditation but can be impulsive. An ultimate act of betrayal through a degree of separation that taints or destroys a perfectly good thing or relationship for no good reason.

Examples of "don't shit in your own backyard" would include pursuing/sleeping with your best friend's or bosses' spouse or significant other; pursuing/sleeping with a mentor's friend; pursuing/sleeping with a friend's close friend that you're interested in; using a person to get close to another; stealing your parent's/friend's car; ditching a loving parent for another adult; keeping secrets you know would further hurt the injured party; wiping the house you're staying at clean; stealing from a friend or relative.

by O'Katalina January 15, 2014

bend over backwards

make a very big effort

my sister bends over backwards to help the doctor check her temperature

by the fresh prince January 29, 2005