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babyshoes

i call my midget friend babyshoes and he calls me horse cock johnson--cause 4 inches is pretty big to a midget
by skankesha December 5, 2003
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babystomper

Same meaning as that of kiddieslapper
but with two exeptions:
1) a babystomper can not refer to the sound of the stomp directed at the small child (this would be a babystomp).
2) babystomper generally revers to babies that are no more than 18 months old.
"My stephmother is the designated babystomper in our household"
by hvgellecum November 24, 2006
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Baysexual

When you are attracted to a female who is called Bayley
Guy 1: Hey I think I like Bayley
Guy 2: Dude you're so Baysexual
by Mike Myers July 22, 2021
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shhh babys sleeping

phrase said to people who are higher then you are when they ask "whatt?" in the middle of you talking to one of your less high friends. or when you ask them a question and they have no idea what you talking about and again ask "whatttt?".
joe: yo remember when jimmy ate that weird looking cookie? haha
bob:....whattt?
joe:.....shhh babys sleeping.
bob:..wait wha-
joe: SHHHHHH!
bob:.......ok...
joe:SH!
bob:.......
joe: your dumb.
nick:hahahaha.
by CzarOfSlang April 21, 2010
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Adoption Babysklar for Life

1. The result of an a finalized adoption overturning by a state supreme court. Which leads to:

2. The Adoption Attorney equivalent in denial, same as the Armed Forces denial of Post Stress Syndrome Disorder. Which leads to:

3. Corporate suicide of Adoption Agency See Corporate Suicide in Urban Dictionary

Sociological studies only now determining residual effects.
The truth was there but the adoption attorney hid it under allowance of state statute N.J.S.A. 9: 3-39 1 b, c, and now this child has an adoption babysklar for life!
by gravy111 November 26, 2010
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Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter?

A slightly rude way of saying "no".
Friend 1: You and Jen have been broken up for 6 months now... would it be cool if I asked her out?

Friend 2: Does a Catholic Priest make a good babysitter? Asshole.
by gonsfootball March 23, 2012
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babysauce

1. n. Synonym for semen or any liquid substance that can create a baby.

2. v. To babysauce is to ejaculate in excess quantities, with no regard to the biological or humanitarian consequences.
After two hours of rampaging love, Room 233 was drenched in babysauce.

He babysauced his slacks, such that they could never be repaired.
by choad wax December 25, 2008
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