borgen

A Borgen is a Dutch practical joke that requires two willing participants and a swimming pool. Both individuals must swim to the bottom of a pool. One person must fart and the other has to catch the fart bubble in his/her mouth. The carrier then walks up to the target, taps them on the shoulder and breathily says BORGEN! thus transfering the remnants of the fart to the victim's face.

Rodolf: *minding his own business*

Hubrecht: *tap,tap,tap*

Rodolf: Huh?

Hubrecht: BORGEN

Rodolf: Whatever weirdo...Hey, what stinks?

Hubrecht und Werner: *Laughing hysterically until something dawns on Hubrecht*

Werner (to Hubrecht): You totally ate my fart.

Hubrecht: Aw Fuck *wretch*

by Dignan August 4, 2006

dimmu borgir

Food fight for metal!

Holy shit! I saw Dimmu Borgir last night and I now have 2 assholes!

by Captain Finneus December 14, 2003

dimmu borgir

Dimmu Borgir is a norwegian symphonic black metal band who have quickly gained popularity over the years.

Also refer to dummy burger

Pronounced Dummy Burger or Dih-moo-bore-gear

by Shadow0fDeath June 30, 2004

Borgy

Unexciting, bland. A person, place, object, or color

His brown leisure suit was incredbily borgy.

My uncle's comb-over is the borgiest haircut ever.

by Andrew Rakaczki May 17, 2004

Borgasm

The reaction of hysterical young female fans to the Swedish tennis player Bjorn Borg

Bjorn Borg has walked onto Centre Court and half the crowd is having a borgasm

by Alekto January 2, 2010

borgasm

The groaning like noise that is emitted from a person while being bored. Usually done while waiting in line, it is very close in sound to an orgasm.

1. Gahhhhhh. could this line move any slower? <br>
2. Alex borgasmed like 10 times while we waited in line.

by Paul Richard November 28, 2007

Borganized

Being totally organized as a result of boredom. When you have nothing better to do but borganize your life.

"Wow...you're so organized"..."No, I'm borganized".

by karacake June 25, 2010