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Literal Autism

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Me: hmm... what should I post on the UD today??
Also Me: *Has Literal Autism*
Me to me: I have a great Idea
by Fig boy December 17, 2018
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Autism moment

An Autism moment is when someone (autistic or not) makes a mistake in a social situation or just completely misses the point of a joke, phrase or question.
For Example; Your in a hotel and your staying for a day or two. You go down for your dinner and before you take your seat they ask you; “what room?” And you reply “The dining room” where as they were actually asking for your room number. This would be classed as an autism moment.
by LazyBean January 14, 2020
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phallic autism

a transmittable form of autism generally through sexual interactions
by mrpoo November 1, 2018
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Autism pride

A movement that I, as an autistic person, support. It supports rights for autistic people and is part of the larger neurodiversity movement.
Person A: Do you support autism pride?
Person B: Yeah!!!!!!!!!!
by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 28, 2022
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Autism-Jizzum

When that one guy from school who has more learning disabilities than you have skin cells finally gets laid and the girl doesn't realize how fucked up he really is until he orgasms.
Linda: "I was totally fucking Brent and it was great until he came. Then he was clapping his elbows together and trying to lick his shoulder. It was total Autism-Jizzum!"
by Horizonborne May 25, 2018
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Autismic

Autismic is used when someone is so autistic that there is no word to describe it. That’s where AUTISMIC comes in.
Joe you are so autismic
by Autismic chap November 13, 2019
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logan autism

a kid called logan who has autism and is in love with his neighbour gabby
by jdferugfjkbrui May 9, 2018
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