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attention shark

A person who craves so much attention, if they don't get enough they'll die, much like how if a shark stops swimming, they'll die.
Sarah, stop being such an attention shark!
by MidnightBlueHF May 14, 2016
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attea middle school

A school in the North Shore of course and can’t forget a Glenview middle school! Packed with a whole bunch of thots and whores. If you go there you probably will vape or as they call it fiend at least once. The teachers are bitches but they become pretty chill after a bit. The principal is a whole different story with big ric! The boys either are popular or lame and they dress like frat boys or 5th boys, not the cutest boys. Some are cute and there are maybe like 2 hot ones. The girls are all averagely pretty but they’re all fake and have the rudest sense of humor even though it is funny. This school is only good if you have friends. The girls are all thots trying to hookup with the same guys. Some ppl at attea are normal but mainly they are all too grown for their age. The teachers hate all the kids. They have one giant Mexican group that eats takis and blasts music in the morning cafeteria. The Indians are all smart and rich, same with the Asians. The girls are mainly white with swell bottles and hydroflasks, lululemon leggings, Nike Air Force ones or vans, college sweatshirts, Nike socks, and scrunchies. They’re all super basic. You also won’t find a guy best friend bc all the guys are surprisingly fake! Great sports teams tbh except don’t join lame sports or any clubs! Shitty but great school.
Henry-“Yo what school do you go to?”
Maddy- “Attea Middle School.”
Henry-“Heard that’s a hell-hole!”
Maddy-“You’re not wrong.”
by youreathottiegn April 11, 2019
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Skin Attendant

A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.
"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"
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A penis that has a short attention span that deflates before business is fully conducted.
When asked for an explanation from his wife as to why he didn't complete the sex act, the husband replied "I've been diagnosed with penile attention deficit disorder (PADD)."
by Xander913 January 7, 2014
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David attenbruh

I watched the latest David attenbruh documentary
by MACANDCHEESEMAN77 January 27, 2021
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attention whore deficit disorder

attention whore deficit disorder or AWDD as i like to abbrivate it, is a serious disorder that sweeps trough the teenage female community.... it manifests through very hard and lame efforts to get attention, like extreme drama or disorders they really dont have.... however it is treatable with freebase smokeable prozac, or zoloft
her:"im bleeding,im a self cutter"
me:next day, "hey i got some prozac for your cucu problems"
her:"no i just scratched myself, im not a cutter"
by dwight August 5, 2004
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Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.
Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.
by TheForener April 30, 2013
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