The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
by hannahmadison69 January 19, 2024
Get the The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem mug.This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
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Get the What do farmers love but astronauts hate? mug.A symbolic image/icon usually identifies a homosexual man that keeps his sexuality to himself and other straight men he has intercourse with.
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chxxryblxxsm: Glex what position do you wanna do tonight I’m thinking reverse cowgirl what about you
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
glex: how about reverse astronaut cowboy
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Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
Yeah! You can get "astronaut pussy" the highest you can get.
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