Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

asset

Having a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. This definition is derived from splitting apart the word "asset" to get "ass" and "set".

Dave: "Your sister has nice assets!"
Tim: "Yeah she's going to have back problems one day."
Dave: "And when she falls on her ass, she just bounces back up!"
Tim: "Easy now..."

by M-Sizzle Brindizzle December 29, 2008

assidental

an unwanted pregnancy resulting from anal intercourse

I swear I only put it in her ass but now she has an assidental pregnancy.

by jrbump August 31, 2009

ashitbox

a ford taurus. regardless of year.

"hey greg, nice car"
"no, its not a nice car, its ashitbox."

by fadedredwing May 13, 2009

assident

an accidental pregnancy resulting from anal sex.

g/f : my pregnacy test came back positive.
b/f : but i only gave it to you up the butt!
g/f : the dr.s said when you giz it can leak down and cause pregnancy.

by Lauren September 15, 2005

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

no assatall

sounds like a disease if u say it fast but it means to have no ass at all

Man! You must be sick! I think u have no assatall!

by A7X January 6, 2005