assfoon

A jackass, buffoon.

You're such a fucking assfoon.

by Decker December 22, 2002

assfacious

The act or state of being an ass-face.

Dude, stop fucking with me. You're being so assfacious!

by Tommy Christmas May 4, 2010

Assfish

Someone who flees from all responsibility, often citing the shortcomings of others as a reason to perpetuate incompetence. May be identified by resonant, nausea inducing phone greetings and vocabulary of an old time knight.

Oh man...the assfish is destroying stall number 2 again.

by Falling Down March 20, 2015

Assface

My ex husband.

He looked like an assface and he smelled like one too.

He was such an assface for taking all of the family photo albums during the divorce.

by Doug McGue June 9, 2016

assify; assified

Assify
adj or v. - "ass-eh-fi(ed)"
1.Anything displeasing to the point of repluse.
2.Putrid

Synonym: Shitty

1)Dont assify the situation.

2)Who assified the room?

3)That's one assified face!

by T.A. August 5, 2004

assfisting

The fisting of ones asshole.

"I shit all over the place when I was assfisting my daughter."

by Timoteo Becerra August 2, 2006

assfault

A disgusting feature that makes a relatively nice ass look bad. (hair, mole, boil, hemmeroid, etc.).

Cellulite is a major assfault. It can make the nicest asses go bad.

by bLiTch June 19, 2008