asshat

An mutant deuterostome.

What an asshat! His head developed from his anus!

by LexAveNYC December 25, 2007

assface

MY XBOYFRIEND

cant cancel this one! someone has ex husband assfaces

by haha bitch June 9, 2016

asshats

Noun. 1)An attention whoring figure currently succeeding in drawing said attention, either negative or positive. Usually reserved for those attention whores lacking in talent or refinement in any way. Used most commonly for political figures or celebrities that are perceived dumb.

2) Similar to a douchebag or douchenozzle only w/o the scheaming and backstabbing. Someone plainly craving attention and willing to put their own stupidity on display for the sake of it. Also used for message board trolls who spam and create false personnas, alternate sexual identities for negative attention.

Nick and Jessica from MTV are such asshats when they pretend to be dumber than they are

Look at that Asshat Tom Delay smiling in his mugshot.

by Expane October 27, 2005

Asshat

The process of shoving your head up an ass, all the way, and wearing it for whatever reason you wish.. to block the sun, or fashion exetera.

Asshat

"I had my first ever Asshat yesterday, what an experience!"

by Stinky Nan June 3, 2017

Asshat hacker

Gets paid nothing to hack people unsuccessfully, using other peoples exploits and methods. AKA script kiddie, skiddie, nobhead, twat, penis. See also, whitehat hacker, blackhat hacker.

That script kiddie isn't blackhat hacker, he's an asshat hacker.

by Doringo September 21, 2005

assfacts

"Facts" pulled out of someone's ass. Usually not the author/speaker, but the one who relayed the facts to them.


These facts are in actual fact half-truths and whole lies. Probably pulled down from some .org website or biased news channel.

Religious, political and national definitions on this site constitute many assfacts.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

asshat

Someone who is a douche, but 1000 times more annoying. Thus, their head is so far up their ass that it is a hat.
i.e. Michael English.

Michael English is an asshat.

by zoe2001 June 3, 2009