assessment

the process of determining wear on a piece of furniture based on the number of times it has been sat in

You know, John's been sleeping on the couch for months, plus all the parties we've been having? It might be time to give that couch a serious assessment.

by Cadalso January 29, 2008

Assetto Corsa

A driving (understeer) simulator with terrible physics in which you rage in pretty often. The hometown of weebs driving Touge tracks from the anime Initial D.

- Hey man you wanna play Assetto Corsa?
- Assetto Corsa? Do I look homosexual?
- 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 豆腐 !

by Victory356 March 24, 2020

asset

A little miniature donkey.

Mother jackass and her baby asset.

by Geriko1 August 8, 2006

up your asses

When a group of people are talking shit about you.

CAL:"I got it now 'you're a virgin"
ANDY:"YOU GUYS ARE SO UP YOUR ASSES"

by JOSHUA CONLEY January 20, 2008

Assetricks and Knobelix

Stimulating your anus while gracefully delivering a blowjob to your partner and just before he blows, you pull away, take your finger out your ass and stick it up his nose so that he ejaculates with the smell of your shit in his nostril. He will be disgusted and pleasured at the same time... for the more experienced sexual adventurer.

Hey, I did an Assetricks and Knobelix on my bf last night. He said it shook his very foundation.

by SmuttyBoobs November 22, 2009

Assessination

(n.) The process of assessinating.

Britney Spears' nervous breakdown could be called a media assessination.

by SimpleCreature May 19, 2010

Assensitive

People who are neither sensitive nor insensitive.

My crush is assensitive. She's a very shy person and at the same time bites people.

by dashiedash August 31, 2015