Friendly assassin

A npc from the game rune factory 4, who helps the protagonist of the game in multiple ways and even gives them a legendary dagger.
"Friendly assassin was my favorite npc from rune factory 4!"
by Tittyspanker47 November 03, 2016
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Nasal Assassin

A person who's voice is so nasal that - in rare circumstances - can cause death.
Man #1: *Incomprehensible nasal ramblings*

Man #2: Whimper...*THUD*

Concerned Onlooker: That poor man has just been slaughtered by a nasal assassin!
by BringerOfWordsdom September 20, 2009
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status assassination

When an individual changes the status on a friends facebook account that has been left logged on and unattended. The status is usually something terribly embarrassing.
Before status assassination--"Jesse is going to the grocery store"

After status assassination--"Jesse wears women's underwear because its sexy and comfortable, luvs it!!!!!"
by bee-ri November 17, 2009
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thread assassin

A person who kills every thread they post in, normally in two posts, the first makes the mood go OMFG, then the final post comes.
Damn, my thread was going well then that fooking thread assassin came and now I don't think there's a living thread on here!
by Threadkilla January 25, 2015
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Assassin snail

An assassin snail is a snail that kills other snails.
by Lucario6669 September 29, 2016
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Butt Assassin

a person who seeks ass and penatrates it while being stealthy
A young boy was walking down the street, little did he know his butt was about to be assassinated by the always leathal Butt Assassin.
by omgthatreallyhurt January 05, 2011
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Ninja Assassin

The greatest movie of all time. There's so much body dismembering and excessive amounts of blood that it keeps you entertained throughout the movie.
Guy 1: Man, i saw Ninja Assassin the other day

Guy 2: Oh me too, there's so much blood i could have sworn i was watching a documentary on PMS!

Guy 1: o.O
by The Notorious Poon Slayer April 15, 2010
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