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Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.
"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."
by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016
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convenient amnesia

A self-serving partial or total loss of memory often used as a tool by politicians who often promise wondrous things only to renege on their promises once elected.
To curry favor with the masses Vermin Love Supreme promised ponies for everyone, but once elected, however, he got convenient amnesia.
by MurdochMaxwell October 20, 2020
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just went full aneska on that hamster
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your airness

Is a type of your highness but you can only use your airness when you are speaking of MIcheal Jordan.
Your airness, here are my new Jordans that i bought.
by micro Giga chad October 6, 2022
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Urban Purpose Amnesia

A condition in which the editors of a popular website forget to fulfill their mission as a vital conduit for the evolution of English vernacular, as spoken by the people on a regular basis.

Instead of focusing on the mission, they opt to include and proliferate forced, unwitty and often juvenile standards that instead creates a forgettable, unreliable and unusable reference for the future.
By approving seemingly every entry, and by setting a low quality standard, Urban Dictionary has forgetten why it exists and has acquired Urban Purpose Amnesia. There appears to be a disregard for the quality of examples, and whether they are insightful, funny or coherent. Pundits do not believe Urban Dictionary can survive as a medium for the English language on its current course. In fact, previously well placed entries may also be ignored, rendering the web site's entire existence meaningless.
by EncyclopediaBrown January 6, 2012
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alness

A shitty little town in scotland. Sometimes retardedly known as "the ghetto".
normal person: hey there how are you?
alnessian: I'll break your fuckin' face in!
by RVR January 20, 2008
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Milk of Amnesia

Slang used by medical professionals for the drug Propofol which has a similar milky texture to Milk of Magnesia. Propofol is a short-acting sedative and hypnotic with no analgesic properties but is used in adjunct to anesthesia.
"That vent patient is getting twitchy. Give her some milk of amnesia."
by Ippagoggy August 5, 2008
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