Applesmash

The act of destroying or breaking someone's phone because they recorded or took a picture of you without your permission.

I applesmash anybody that takes my picture or records me on snapchat because I hate being on camera.

My best friend applesmashed me because I recorded him fucking his wife from their closet.

by dickmoby97 September 30, 2019

appleseed

(Adj) A name for someone who says something very dumb.

Appleseed: How does an appleseed go to the top of a tree?
People:*sighs* appleseed

by big dick energy ariana grande December 12, 2019

Applesauced46

A gay fagg who only likes to play red dead redemption and thinks hentai is the only point to life and cant draw worth shit and thinks fortnite is gay because hes complete dogshit at the game

Oh my God applesauced46 is eating his dads dick!

by Applsauced46 is gay June 17, 2020

apples husband

maria’s husband/hubby

did you hear about apples husband?!

by .FORYOONGII February 10, 2021

appleslicesb

the prettiest, loveliest, and most beautiful person in the whole universe 😩😩<333

"have you heard of appleslicesb aka Isabella? 😱😱"

"yeah! they're the loveliest person to exist I hear!😱😱😱"

by robin <3 August 31, 2021

APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS

I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES

PERSON 1: "Whats your favorite food?"
PERSON 2: "UPULEZ AND BUNUNUS"
PERSON 1 "APPLES AND BANANAS"

by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022

Applespamming

Regularly generating dull articles with little to no relevant information, only to mention some Apple product, such as iPhone, iPad, MacBook, etc. Might include journalist's or online fan base members' opinions that literally help noone with anything and it can only make one question what was the purpose of that shallow article and why does one even click on it.
However, these "news" are being genereated by same media on daily basis and every click or participation in comments below the article keep bringing traffic and participation to websites that Applespam.

Columnist:
New iPhone 15 sadly comes with USB-C connector instead of Lightning connector. A virtuoso like Steve Jobs would never allow that sacrilege if he was alive.

Top Comment:
Every other smartphone comes with same USB-C technology these days. It's about European Union regulation and Steve Jobs would literally have no power over there. Stop b*tching about not having special treatment already and quit applespamming FFS!

by Turbo Baja September 18, 2023