Appalachian Firefly

A bug killed by holding a match next to it and farting or burping (works best after consuming alcohol)

There was a huge mosquito last night so I turned it into an Appalachian firefly

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

appalachian ice

A more obscure name for crystal methamphetamine used primarily in rural appalachia.

Hey man, you hear that Dale's been cooking up some appalachian ice in his trailer by the Smokies?

by thecoonskinfrenchman January 24, 2022

appalachain dip

Pull out a tin of chew and cum into it. The proced to put said cum chew in your lip and while making sweet love to your sister you swap your cum filled chew from your lip to hers.

Ive been chewing for years and need a new dip to try this new appalachain dip it was soo good and my sister loved it too

by Thelittledesertqueen December 9, 2022

Appalachia urbexing

exploring falling down areas that are in rural areas especially in the rust belt that were also built by rednecks or later not taken care of by ppl who don’t believe in using fluoride anywhere because the government is out to get them. the rubble is insanity and looks like a scary movie. super fun actually and a lot to analyze.

we went Appalachia urbexing and i wasn’t sure we’d ever return from the black hole of insanity and rubble of nonsensical BS… whoever’s fam tree who used to live there didn’t have many branches.

by bunnyamy January 11, 2023

Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

The Appalachian Trail

1. The place where cheaters go to escape the pressures of their estranged spouses and children to unwind and get their thoughts in order.

2. The place men go after their wives have kicked them out of the house.

Jenny's husband, Mark, tapped some sweet Argentinian ass while he was out on the Appalachian Trial.

After Margaret caught her husband in bed with another woman, she kicked his ass out onto the Appalachian trail.

by cilerder86 June 24, 2009

Douche-appaloosa!

An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.

'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'

by Soul_scion February 11, 2010