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Criss Angeled

1)to be mind f*cked. 2) ones mind being f*cked.
Being talked to by a random male/female in a British accent all night. Then at the end of the night they talk in their normal accent. One would respond to this by, "Dude you just Criss Angeled me."
by Cranderson July 8, 2012
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The Mortality Angle

The use of possible impending death or the combination of not so impending death and alcohol (at the hands of something obscene such as an asteroid strike or supervolcano) to get a woman, or multiple women, to engage in coitis with oneself.
"I didn't think I'd be able to get her to come home with me until I brought up that program on the Discovery Channel I watched about supervolcanos."
"Ah, the mortality angle...nice."
by Timmer8 January 11, 2009
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angle

The word boys use to call you but their dumb and don't know how to spell "angel"
Alec- wow she's perfect, such an angle
by wowthatsgreat April 5, 2017
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los angeles

1. Spanish for The Angels.
2. A city located in Southern California. Los Angeles dates back all the way to the early 1500s. Thats even earlier than when the Pilgrims arrived at Plymmouth Rock. The Spanish governed first, then The Mexican government and now the U.S. L.A. became an official California and U.S. city in 1850. Since then Los Angeles has grown to become a city rich economically, culturally, and ideally. The city has everything you'll ever want. Los Angeles's size in area rivals that of New York's and Chicago's. L.A. has several communities and neighborhoods such as: Downtown L.A., Hollywood, the most famous, and Universal City. L.A.'s population consists of four main races: White, Latino, Black, and Asian. Latinos have the biggest influence ,of all the minorities, in Los Angeles. This a big reason why Los Angeles has developed to be what it is. Ofcourse Los Angeles is not all good looks and glamour. When a city like this has all this to offer you bet crime is not far behind. Los Angeles has its share of ruthless, despicable, and fearful criminals, but what major city dosen't have them? The crime in Los Angeles and all the rumors are what give L.A. it's bad name. All there is to know about this is either stay away or come see for yourself. Anyone who bad-mouths Los Angeles either does not live in L.A. or does but can't seem to get around this avoidable problem. L.A. is for those who have the balls to discover what it has to offer them. At the end of each day the sun sets and until tommorow when a new day is to be made.
Guy from Los Angeles : Yes! There's a blue sunny sky. It's a beautiful day for baseball at Dodger Stadium. I'ts gonna be a bitch to drive there, but fuck it!
by L.A. is not for everyone April 16, 2006
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Kurt Angle

Someone who enjoys drinking a big glass of milk, eating chocolate chip cookies, and taking some viagra.

Kurt Angle is also known for blurting out ''It's true! It's true!'' before someone finishes their statement.

Kurt Angle's Pizza Hut commercial also happened to place 1st in America's Funniest Home Videos.
by Environmentalist October 17, 2008
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Loss Angeles

Los Angeles, CA, United States of America
second largest city in the United States
The NBA Lakers play in the city of Loss Angeles, appropriately named after the Lakers choked in the 2008 NBA Finals to the Boston Celtics. Loss Angeles also is home to one of the worst franchises in the history of professional sports, the annually awful Clippers!
by Kobe B. June 19, 2008
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angle theory

unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. Common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, myspace.

The angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. High angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. When meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.

remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear
mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i've been talking to on myspace sent me.
ryan: Dude..the angle theory predicts that she's fat
by TKOD March 9, 2008
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