Albert: Did you hear that Michelle bought an Android because her hubby is having trouble performing in the sack
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
Riley: Whoah, that's a bit out there. Did she try him on any any herbal remedies before taking that measure?
by Lovecave Leroy May 14, 2019
Get the Android mug.A made up word used by transphobes to insinuate that being attracted to transgender men is a fetish.
It is defined as "the attraction to women who look like men", however this is not considered abnormal enough to warrant classification as a paraphilia. To insinuate one must have a paraphilia in order to be attracted to transgender individuals is incredibly degrading.
It is defined as "the attraction to women who look like men", however this is not considered abnormal enough to warrant classification as a paraphilia. To insinuate one must have a paraphilia in order to be attracted to transgender individuals is incredibly degrading.
TERF: "Gay men aren't attracted to trans men"
Trans man: "I was at a gay bar yesterday and four cis guys said I was hot"
TERF: "Thats called andromimetophilia. Those were andromimetophiles"
Trans man: "wtf does that mean, are you trying to cast a spell on me??"
Trans man: "I was at a gay bar yesterday and four cis guys said I was hot"
TERF: "Thats called andromimetophilia. Those were andromimetophiles"
Trans man: "wtf does that mean, are you trying to cast a spell on me??"
by fruitsuckerfaggyfucker July 16, 2023
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Tony-“eya man a swear a just heard someone knock on me door.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
Michael-“piss off tony ya been on gear for 4 days in a row that’s why. Stop being a paranoid android man.”
by WillyWhackerAttacker July 15, 2022
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Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
Claimed by users to be an original product, but the creators of the OS publicly admitted by Chris DeSalvo, who worked alongside Andy Rubin at Danger before joining Google to build its mobile OS, says that the iPhone's announcement forced everyone on his team to realize that they "are going to have to start over."
They also claim everything is perfect with Android even in light of obvious issues like lag, storage self filling, phone slowdown the more it is used, the worst message service ever produced to name but a few.
The real reason the owners of Android devices use them is because there is nothing else that comes close to iOS, and with a history of hating Apple because they can't afford a decent computer, and were suckled on Hatorade. Normally work in a boring admin job with few prospects and hate on people with jobs in creative fields.
Claims of 'innovation' but just name Apps from the Apple App Store, or they just don't understand what the word really means.
They have a high tolerance to pleather, plastic.
This is a real example of a real conversation I had with an Android user.
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
HaemarRoid: my phone is much better than an iPhone
Me: really, lets have a look.
HaemarRoid: yeah, but you can't see the screen in daylight. (we were in the garden)
Me: and what are the white bobbles on the screen?
Android: oh that's the touch sensor, which doesn't work with multi-touch.
Me: Oh, okay, my iPhone works in daylight and has a screen that works properly without the bobbles.
HaemarRoid: I mean the next one to come out will work properly.
Me: Oh, okay!
by Andy Rubin February 9, 2014
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Get the android mug.1. Yo you heard of android brotherhood?
2. nah probably of bunch of homos
1. yeah lets go on our great iphones
2. nah probably of bunch of homos
1. yeah lets go on our great iphones
by The Wannabe Nevil August 24, 2011
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Person 1: bro, you’re so ugly you can make onions cry.
Person 2: Oh yeah buddy? You look like a fuckin’ Android Emoji.
Person 1: *Cries to his mom*
Person 2: Oh yeah buddy? You look like a fuckin’ Android Emoji.
Person 1: *Cries to his mom*
by BigSheepMeow April 25, 2021
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