Her breath smells like shes just been Dirty Alan'd.
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan
Shes so hot, I would kiss her after a dirty Alan
by Northy666 September 4, 2019
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He is also known for having an extremely long beard.
He is also known for having an extremely long beard.
by Mien Furher December 10, 2005
Get the Alan Moore mug.a) Something that is NOT ironic, but rather, just really bad luck, or just a really shitty/unfortunate situation or occurrence in general.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
b) A semiotic phenomenon stemming from Canadian singer Alanis Morissette's 1996 hit pop song "Ironic" that caused an entire generation (and all generations after) to misuse and not understand the true meaning of the word ironic, resulting in a now culturally acceptable misappropriation of the word ironic.
c) A bastardized definition of the word ironic that is blatantly wrong, yet is widely used and is somehow still accepted in contemporary culture.
'90's kid: "Aw man! its raining and i wanted to go to the beach today!"
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
'80's kid: "Um, that's not ironic, that's Alanis Ironic."
'90's kid: "What?"
'80's kid: "Dude, that's just bad luck, it's NOT ironic."
'90's kid: "But Alanis said..."
'80's kid: "Yeah, I know what she said- I've heard the song too. I hate to break it to you, but none of the situations in the song "Ironic" are actually ironic at all. For example, it's not "ironic" to have rain on your wedding day, that's just really fucking shitty luck. It would be ironic if you were an esteemed meteorologist, famous for your accuracy, and you had been planning your wedding for years based on your weather predictions for the most perfect, clear, sunny day, and then, totally contrary to your predictions, a huge storm occurs on the day of your wedding. That would be truly ironic."
'90's kid: "I have no fucking clue what you just said."
by Captain American't July 11, 2011
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boy 2: "She's hard to get, trust me."
boy 1: "Im not going to miss a chance, she so hot!"
by purplechick3 March 29, 2010
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aysha: "you sure that his name is not just aland?"
brittany:"yes, im sure hes got the "D" too"
aysha: "you sure that his name is not just aland?"
brittany:"yes, im sure hes got the "D" too"
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Get the Ajang mug.Alania is the type of person who can make you whole day 1000x better , she's very kindhearted, intelligent, gorgeous,funny,brave ,strong,not to mention extremely adorable, she's the type of person that you want to know and keep in your life for a very long time to care for and love ,she's that one person that you can always rely on when you need her the most ,her smile can brighten up any room ,Alania is completely wonderful inside and out
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