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Alcohol

A toxin typically derived from the fermentation of sugars in various fruits or vegetables. This is then distilled and utilized in a variety of ways in order to render a shitty day forgotten, make unattractive women appear more appealing and ultimately dull the pain of your disappointing life.
Chap 1: My old friend I have had the foulest of days.

Chap 2: Perchance we shall consume our alcohol.

Chap 1: Quite!
by Doomy_McDoomdoom October 1, 2008
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Alcohol AIDS

The act of depleting your immune system completely due to days of constant alcohol intoxication, thus leaving you susceptible to any illness that befalls you.
"After binge drinking all week long he ended up catching the swine flu. Must have been because of the Alcohol AIDS..."
by Spanks Malone November 30, 2009
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alcohols

"Alcohols" are units to measure how much people drank, regardless of what type of beverage they consumed. One "alcohol" is one ounce of alcohol. You measure how many "alcohols" you drank by multiplying the number of ounces you drank by the percentage of alcohol. So, if you drink 5 Coors Lights, 12 ounce cans with 4.2% alcohol, you will have consumed 2.52 “alcohols” (5x12x0.042). If you drink 10 ounces of Skyy vodka, with 40% alcohol, you will have consumed 4 "alcohols.
Tom: "How many alcohols did you drink last night?"
Nick: "I only let myself drink 2 alcohols, I have a chem test this week."
Tom: "Did you see Nicole last night? She must have had at least 7 alcohols."
Nick: "Yeah, well she was drinking Everclear, that has a lot of alcohols in it."
by TuftsParties March 14, 2011
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semi-alcoholic

someone who isn't quite alcoholic, nor are they drinking sensibly. Most likely someone is high-functioning in society, but drinks more then they should, but doesn't feel the need to drink in the morning in the afternoon. a semi-alcoholic is most likely a student at university or weird spooky kid who doesn't have much direction in their life.

There most likely to drink out of sheer boredom rather then addiction because sober reality is bullshit, but maybe they have taste and prefer expensive fancy german beers.
"I drink almost every night or other night, but I have a girlfriend, keep two part time jobs and I'm on track for a 2:1 degree" - a semi-alcoholic.
by el andy July 26, 2009
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Alcohol

Most commonly used form of truth serum!
Lucy: "Tell me what happened, or I'll alcohol the answer out of your a**?"
by ChooseRedBull June 28, 2010
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alcohol

A substance found in beer (except American beer) and several other beverages that makes you excessively happy, sad, belligerent or horny. It allows white men to dance and ugly men to get laid (when given to their victim).
You wanna get with that hottie? You're gonna need lots of alcohol!
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alcoholarious

Something that is funny or causes significant laughter or merriment, and which is a result of alcohol consumption.
It was alcoholarious when he got his ass booted out of the nightclub last night.
by LoveDesign December 16, 2009
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