Alcofina

liquor/alcohol that has been removed from its original container and condensed into a water bottle of some sort, sometimes because it's easier to hide.

(the term alcohol mixed with Aquafina)

"Look at that loser over there drinkin bottled water"

"i dont think that's really water in there, it's probably alcofina.."

by Kiwi Nic January 6, 2010

Alcohol

The cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Homer Simpson: To Alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

by TurkTurkleton August 21, 2011

Alcohol

Man’s most misunderstood culinary achievement.

Alcohol can be found in countless things that makes your day either better or worse.

by nethcev! August 21, 2006

alcohol-fuelled bragster

A normally modest person who, after a few drinks, boasts about their real (or imagined) accomplishments and/or possessions.

Alfonse is usually so quiet, but after a few Zimas he turns into an alcohol-fuelled bragster and won't stop talking about his new laser HDTV.

by yakiwchuk December 9, 2008

alcobulemia

A condition that occurs after a night of consuming cheap booze and food until you purge.

Wendy had alcobulemia after too many schlitz malt liquors and rap snacks.

by bobaloo August 25, 2004

alcohavoc

The often life-altering emotional, physical and/or psychological carnage of a particularly horrible alcoholic binge.

Chris woke up with a massive hangover, and after taking a look around her apartment, realized she had created some pretty serious alcohavoc last night.

Some good examples of alcohavoc: wrecking your car, wrecking your apartment, wrecking your relationship, losing your wallet and/or your keys, landing in jail

by d2squared November 28, 2007

alcobrawlic

one who routinely proceeds in getting hammered, then picking a fight with the nearest person/object in reach.

if you ever drink with joe, then make sure you hide anything valuable and wear a suit of armor because he is a straight up alcobrawlic.

by tehGrincH December 16, 2008