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Alarm-psychic

Someone who wakes up just seconds/minutes before their alarm goes off.
I woke up just one minute before my alarm went off this morning. I think I'm alarm-psychic!
by Terry the Tog December 16, 2013
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Kiss-Alarm

When you wake your partner with a kiss instead of an alarm clock.
Since I am usually awake before John, if he needs to be up at a certain time, just before his clock buzzes I give him a kiss-alarm.
by JaneGordon.com April 4, 2023
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Alarm Clocking

Waking up sentient beings. Getting folks to STAY WOKE. Making noise, speaking up, & being FREE! Resisting groupthink, doublespeak, foolishness, and BS.
Lupe: Yo, a Bodhisattva just rolled up on me and informed me. I can't go back to sleep.

Yoshi: That's real talk, sister. That Bodhisattva was alarm clocking you. STAY WOKE!
by Woke Up April 25, 2010
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Prince Alarming

Hot, charismatic guy whom you quickly realise is some seriously toxic bad news.

Irresistable with his deep voice, toned chest, and prickly stubble; owns a different quilted coat for every outfit and actually knows how to fold a pocket square. However, after not much time you realise he has more insecurities than a game of Jenga and more commitment issues than the New York Subway.
Yvonne: "I don't know...he's in the best frat, drives a Benz, looks like Apollo, has a house in Rapallo..."

Ciara: "Leave him. He may have the biceps of Zeus, but he's still just a douche. His smile's disarming, but he's still Prince Alarming..."
by daltonjfk October 3, 2019
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Meat Alarm

The act of waking up a person by slapping them with an erect penis.
Woke up my girlfriend with the Meat Alarm this morning. At least one of us got up on the right side of the bed!
by ColeTrain33 May 18, 2017
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cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.
We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.
by Harmonizzle July 5, 2017
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Iphone alarm

The most annoying sound you could wake up too, but a useful annoying sound because this shit will wake you up.
Dave: *sound asleep*

Iphone alarm: *gose off*

Dave: AHHHHHHH... oh time for school
by microdog May 31, 2021
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