noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.
by KartoonHead September 26, 2011
Get the alarm clock grenademug. by hdmq December 11, 2015
Get the tiajauna alarm clockmug. The act of ejaculating into one's hand then slapping someone who is asleep with said hand. Particularily effective for its two-fold effect of confusion and anger on impact, then realization and horror of having cum on your face.
When Tuesday dropped the Arden Alarm Clock on Clint, Clint recalled with a hearty smile the daily remembrance of waking with a yellow, crusted cheek.
by RubyTuesday July 16, 2008
Get the Arden Alarm Clockmug. by Runer112 October 19, 2010
Get the Boston alarm clockmug. While going down on your female partner you grab her nipples. With nipples in hand you clamp down firmly on her clitoris with your upper lip and insert your tongue into her vagina. Just as she is about to explode you twist her nipples to the point of extreme pain and scream GREEN into her vagina. It's sure to wake her up.
by Caveman Robin February 19, 2008
Get the Green Alarm Clockmug. is when you find your partner sleeping with his/her mouth open, so then you can take a shit in his/her mouth and then stick your penis in it and say good morning hun.
by jaijdfoiagjhaiosd June 28, 2010
Get the Honduran alarm clockmug. by Chimken smamndimwich December 14, 2020
Get the Alabama Alarm Clockmug.