Nothing but vampires that look similar to the profressional drummer Emerson Barrett with a dyed gray strain of hair. Vampires other than Alan appealing are not qualified.
"Alansexuals are a new orientation, specifically for Alan Blackwell."
"I officially identify as Alansexual."
"I officially identify as Alansexual."
by Walmart Alan Blackwell June 30, 2021
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Get the Alannys mug.Overly larged breasts; Lactose intolerant; issues in bedroom (oddly swallows with her vagina); tears up the bathroom (you know what I mean); Bad at playing any instrument
“Look at those bitch’s titties. She is hell of Aanyssa.”
“People refer to me as Aanyssa because I can’t have dairy.”
“That bitch swallowed my whole fucking dick.”
“Bet it felt real good.”
“Bitch nigga she swallowed it with her fucking tight ass pussy.”
“Oh shit wtf?”
“I just ate a fucking burrito. This shit boutta look lik Aanyssa used it, you feel me?”
“I can’t play the piano for shit.”
“Ha, bitch you a mofo Aanyssa.”
“People refer to me as Aanyssa because I can’t have dairy.”
“That bitch swallowed my whole fucking dick.”
“Bet it felt real good.”
“Bitch nigga she swallowed it with her fucking tight ass pussy.”
“Oh shit wtf?”
“I just ate a fucking burrito. This shit boutta look lik Aanyssa used it, you feel me?”
“I can’t play the piano for shit.”
“Ha, bitch you a mofo Aanyssa.”
by roxxyroxtar June 5, 2018
Get the Aanyssa mug.Alanis, the Regina George of middle school and high school. She may be pretty but don't get fooled like in the song lucid dreams "who knew evil girls had the prettiest face" that's Alanis. Talks shit about everyone but never says it to their face. she is so mean and a big ass bully. She is flat asf even though she think she thicc. Don't mess with an Alanis they are fake and aren't worth your time.
Damn, that Alanis is a fake bitch.
by Dat one hoe March 3, 2019
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She's so mean she's such an Alaysia
by Lilly banana June 7, 2017
Get the Alaysia mug.That FAKE ass friend who uses people for clout. That one selfish, richass bitch who’ll backstab you. She has many side hoes, so don’t believe her in any relationship. If you are an Alaysha, step up your fucking game
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