Brown Towel Affair

Brown towel affair-when you run out of toilet paper and you have to result in wiping your ass with a hand towel.

"Stephen noticed Ron didn't have any toilet paper and had to use his hand towel to wipe his bum now that's a brown towel affair"

by Fasteddie666 May 30, 2016

pseudobulbar affect

Pseudobulbar affect (PBA) is a medical condition characterized by sudden and uncontrollable episodes of crying or laughing. It is sometimes referred to as emotional lability, pathological crying and laughing or emotional incontinence. An episode of PBA can occur at any time, even in inappropriate social situations.

Two girls who have uncontrollable laughter and weirdness, always on a food adventure with their mascot Starflakes exploring the new world a second at a time. PBA has played a major role in their lives as their PBA always seems to have its effect during presentations and important events. Often laughing hysterical, these two girls have given their time to research more about PBA, introducing it to the new world. PBA is not associated with the Palm Beach university athletics ,Professional bowling association or the Philippine Basketball Association. This is a serious case and must be stopped before cats and dogs take over the world and the next things you know it, we will be seeing flying rainbow unicorns.

#special #toogood #gold #serious #nojoke #updated

Spencer and Tatum were doing a history presentation until Spencer began to laugh uncontrollably in class thus ruining the presentation.

Tatum wanted to ask a girl out but due to his PBA, he got rejected.

pseudobulbar affect is a legit thing.... no joke

by starflakes November 9, 2013

illicit affairs

me when im gay

and thats the thing about illicit affairs and clandestine meetings

and longing stares

theyre born from just one single glance but they die,

and they die,
and they die, a million little times

leave the perfume on the shelf,

that you picked out just for him
so you leave no trace behind,
like you dont even exist
take the words for what they are
a dwindling mercurial high
a drug that only worked

the first few hundred times

by shawtygotthafatty May 24, 2021

affd

As fuck for days; to a large extent for an extended period of time.

Lucy: Hey homie, has your financial situation improved at all?
Devon: Na bro, I'm still broke affd.

by ryan678 April 13, 2016

Brown Tie Affair

The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.

Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.

by bhurmam September 19, 2013

Affixation Remorse

The feeling that you wasted an awesome sticker that you probably should have used elsewhere. Often the result of sticker paralysis, and similar to Tattoo Remorse

Dude 1: "why so glum?"
Dude 2: "Affixation remorse"
Dude 1: "What?"
Dude 2: I stuck that sweet vintage Apple sticker on my old PS2 Guitar Hero Guitar. I never even play that game any more. I should have put it on the rear window of my truck"
Dude 1: "what a waste"

by grimfish March 5, 2009

affleck

(verb) to assume a role you were never meant to have

Keanu Reeves really afflecked 'The Matrix'

by TwiggyRules September 4, 2013