Tactical Absence

The act of purposely not attending school and studying at home for the better of your grade.

Jimmy used a tactical absence because of his physics test today.

by Nikegunner77 March 28, 2015

Niggas Absence of Complication

When you some bitter ahh individuals

Niggas Absence of Complication frfr!!!

by West15 April 24, 2023

abscent

When your abscent from Facebook group chat for a while you get dissed. It's in the bible.

Bruce: I can't say shit in this convo without you guys dissin' eh for fuck sake.
Max: That's what happens when you're abscent.
Happened to me too.

by Moozes October 20, 2013

absinth

A green liquid containing 60-80% alcohol and wormwood absinth. Good absinth (illegal in most countries) can cause hallucination. Bad absinth just gets you really wasted. Many people believe absinth was the cause of a lot of old French guys going crazy in the 18th and 19th centuries.

The Stanford Tri Delt was straight tore up when I was sober, but as I downed more and more absinth, she magically transformed to beat to slightly below average to nothing to write home about to blowed. Then I got her indabutt and was very surprised when I woke up next to a disgusting pig the next morning.

by Nick D December 4, 2003

In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull

Literally the best song ever wtf like how can a song be so good

*"In the Absence of Strong Evidence to the Contrary, One May Step Out of the Way of the Charging Bull" starts playing*
Me: OOOOOOHHHHHH YEAHHHHHHH

by miistherealmvp April 14, 2021

ABSEND

Absent By Self Enforced Net Deprivation .

I feel the urge to h4x0r so I will be ABVND.

by Diane aka the BITCH July 15, 2005

assentacious

Adj. One who constantly assents no matter what the case. See agreeable.

Luscious
Underestimated
Curious
Assentacious
Sexy

by Lucas December 21, 2004