Ayub

That one guy in your friendship group who everyone likes and is a sexy beast

He is such an ayub it’s brilliant

by Bob_the_builder_is_a_legend April 9, 2021

The meaning of Ayub

The name Ayub mean's shithead in Somali.
He represents the master of shit.
He only likes girls thicc, and if you are not, he will call you a shit.
Ayub likes fortnite and having poop surrounding him.
He likes poop so much because its his kind.

Me: What is the meaning of Ayub?

Other: Shithead in Somali

by Ayub's father May 19, 2022

daddy ayub

an awesome guy with over 9,000 kids. he is daddy to all. he is so handsome all the ladies want him. his favorite son is lebron james. he loves big macs

daddy ayub is daddy to all the onions in the world.

by retro banana official YT June 20, 2017

Ayub

A racist white boy who hates all indians, and sweats tremendously at fortnite.

Girl 1-ugh, why is he being an ayub
Girl 2- yah, its so uncool

by yorabbit May 25, 2020

AYouFM? LOL!

Pronounced "Aye-you-FM? Ha, ha, ha"
A passive-aggressive on-line abbreviation/concatenation for "Are you out of ur fucking mind?" and "Laughing out loud".
Intended to ridicule on-line acquaintances for their brainless opinions while retaining them for later entertainment/aggravation value.

FBer #1 comment) "The world has never been in such a sorry state."
FBer #2 reply) "AYouFM? Thinking: What about asteroids smashing the earth? Ice ages? Repeated genocides, plagues, etc.? Ha ha ha...."

FBer #1 comment) "I lament for mother earth..."
FBer #2 comment) "AYouFM? Thinking: The earth is a molten rock. It is indifferent to your sentiments. Did you mean Middle Earth? Bwa ha ha ha ha...."

FBer #1 comment) "My gf left me. I will never find someone like her again..."
FBer #2 comment) "AYouFM? LOL!, thinking: all you do is gripe about her bitching. Why would you want that again, you crazy fuck!?"

by RedskinRedneck July 13, 2010

alouba

1) memeber of various paintball forums, cool guy

2)a term that means to get anally probed

3) to mean anything at all

alouba is the coolest person alive

i just got aloubaed today

alouba

by alouba December 13, 2004

Ayyub

A real nigga who doesn’t compromise and stays on his values and fundamentals!

SIR YOU NEED TO CHANGE THIS WAY ISNT PERFECT STOP!! WE WILL GIVE YOU MONEY SIR PLEASE NO

Ayyub : No

by Balls1966 November 22, 2021