Singles' Awareness Day

see Valentine's Day. Also known as S.A.D., Singles' Awareness Day is how perpetually single people refer to Valentine's Day.
As Jenny began to notice conversation hearts and sickening mushy cards gracing the shelves of retail stores, she knew that Singles' Awareness Day was coming up.
by Yelsie December 31, 2010
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chode awarness geek

the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode

chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!

lady: whats a chode?

douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
by power metal whore November 04, 2009
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Total Information Awareness

The latest DARPA program to officially take away the rights from the Americans.
Only thing I agree with the ACLU on is that their against Total Information Awareness.
by Elitist January 21, 2004
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suicide awareness month

No, it’s NOT no-simp September. it’s suicide awareness month… Please stop covering up something serious 😃
Person A: It’s No-simp-sept-
Person B: 💥🔫 Shut the hell up, it’s suicide awareness month.
by postingtruemeanings September 04, 2021
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situational awareness retard

anyone who walks or bikes around outside while being wholly immeresed in their ipod orwith their cellphone plastered to their ear, often looking straight ahead and being completely clueless about his/her surroundings. remember, darwin gets the smart rich ones too ya' know.
"hey, check out that chick walking straight across the intersection while gabbing on her cell phone. she didn't even bother to check for cars- what a situational awareness retard."
by ben d October 21, 2005
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Cult Awareness Month

Cult Awareness Month starts in August, and is not widely celebrated, mostly because I just made it up.
"Hey dude, it's almost August, Cult Awareness Month!"
by JoggingPotatoes October 24, 2019
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red barrel awareness

Has a video game sensibility. A) Used to describe someone who can start playing a video game at more than 'novice' level, due to extensive experience playing video games. B) Could also be used to describe someone whose video game sensibility stretches into the real world to a degree that is somewhat comical or absurd, or who chooses to describe people and events as if they are game characters or targets.

The word comes from the fact that gamers automatically understand that a red barrel in a video game will explode when shot.
A) This is his first time playing, but we shouldn't go easy on him. He has extensive red barrel awareness.

B) I noticed his red barrel awareness when he briefly considered driving between the cars in the traffic ahead of him, since it would only cause minor damage, and the car would still be drivable. I was scared.
by Spillpickle July 27, 2015
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