red assed bee

Bees have stingers, and when you piss off a bee, it stings you...if you really piss off a bee, it gets red assed...therefore the stinger hurts just that much more.

Damn, after her sister took me on a date, my wife was more pissed than a red assed bee.

by doug.bingham June 24, 2008

Shit assed

When you are finished taking a crap and know that there is a mess to be cleaned up.

"Man, I was out of TP and had to get up all shit assed from the toilet to get another roll."

by nuttinbettr2do October 19, 2008

gay assed

Commonly used to describe something that really, really sucks.

What?! My car's broken down, mother fucker?! Man that is some gay assed shit going on right there!

by Green Will December 12, 2003

Can't be assed

Can't be bothered to get up.

Asznee: Let's go see mum.

Shaq: Nah man can't be assed

by SkrrtNoura November 30, 2017

hot assed be-atch

means the hottest, most stunningly georgous guy ever.

"That Jude law is one hot assed be-atch!"

by hannah February 8, 2005

Tight Assed

When everyone keeps good/fun things to do on the down low, such as a good house party.

Theres never anything to do cause everyone around here is so tight assed all the time

by pctvguy March 16, 2008

half assed

To penetrate someone anally, but only slightly.

Yeah man, I did her in the ass but it was only, like, half assed.

by AndrewL957 November 4, 2007