arnold palmer

when a homosexual man strikes out on a date and has to tug it himself... he has a date with arnold "palmer"!

paul: hey brad how'd your date go last night?
brad: fuckin terrible. dude smelled like old man balls and talked like nic cage!
paul: so home alone?
brad: yeah played the front 9 with arnold palmer!!

by special_OV July 15, 2013

Stinking Arnold

The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.

"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"

by Jordan The Rooster October 21, 2009

pulling an Arnold

Pursuing bodybuilding to the point of homoeroticism; including viewing movies about men in g-strings, flexing in the mirror for your roommates, discussing recipes that are high in protein but low in saturated fat

Person A: "Me and my friend were walking shirtless back from the gym and some guy called us fags"

Person B: "Wow, you were really pulling an Arnold"

by He Took Steroids October 12, 2009

mrs. arnold

The most beautiful, smartest teacher at the school. Famous for being awesome and cool. She has great outfits and her makeup is on point.

Oh man, I have Mrs. Arnold next period!! I can't wait

by Banning May 28, 2016

arnold palmer

a mixture of iced tea and lemonade.

had Jesus walked the earth today, instead of two thousand years ago, his drink of choice would have been Arnold Palmer.

by dat n199a!! June 21, 2009

Arnold Schwarzenegger

A t-800 sent thorw time by skynet
to Infiltrate America and slowly
work it's way up to President.once it becomes President it will begin construction on the military defence computer skynet and start Jugdement Day.

Don't fuck with Arnold Schwarzenegger he's a terminator

by calgore October 19, 2008

wack arnold

the apex of lame. the most uncool of the uncool. the worst part of any situation; a made up person responsible for anything that is upsetting/unpleasant/unsatisfactory.

-"Hey Bill, wanna go get drinks after work?"
-"Sorry I can't tonight."
-"Oh hello Wack Arnold. When did you get here? I thought I was talking to my friend Bill."

-"Dude this party sucks."
-"Yeah I heard Wack Arnold put this together."

-"I'm thinking about going on a diet."
-"You know who you sound like right now? Wack Arnold."

-"Hey Joe, I need to take tomorrow off. I'm taking my family up to Canada for the weekend."
-"Canada? Who's your travel agent? Wack Arnold?"

-"Dude it hurts when I pee. I think that chick gave me something last night."
-"Did you go home with Wack Arnold again?"

by Dick Tipps October 20, 2012