3 definitions by Jordan The Rooster

The insertion of a mechanical pencil into a female's anus, then clicking the pencil (at least) once.
"I gave Joanne the shvitz last night."

"Baby, lemme give you the shvitzing arnold... it's all the rave in south Bali"
by Jordan The Rooster October 22, 2009
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The insertion of a lead (non-mechanical) pencil into a female's anus.
"Hey sweetheart, can I give you the stinking arnold tonight?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 22, 2009
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The insertion of a pair of scissors into a female's anus, then opening the scissors just a pinch, allowing the anus to expand minorly for a short period of time.
"Throw some lube on those scissors for when we decide to perform the snippy-snip-snip tonight"

"Hey, we've been together for 3 months now... can I please give you the snipping arnold?"
by Jordan The Rooster October 22, 2009
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